Riddles

Riddle #1:

What do you get when your baby sister won't stop screaming and Mom promised to take you to see a firetruck?

Answer: Lots of chocolate animal crackers
(Yes, bribery does work)

Riddle #2

What happens when Daddy goes to work and Mom lets you play dress-up?


Answer: Another classic picture to add to the growing pile of embarrassing photographs being saved for Ethan's wedding slide show.

Riddle #3

What do you get when your family scores free tickets to the Rockies vs. Padres game?


Answer: One ecstatic two year-old, one sleepy baby, one sore Dad (from carrying a 30 pound child on his shoulders for 2 miles), and one thrilled Mom (since the Padres won! Yes, I'm not a true Coloradan yet!)

Riddle #4

What do you get when your daddy lets your baby sister suck on your arm?

Answer: Your first hickey.
(And last, according to Mom)

The Innocent Victim

The Guilty Culprit

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